The CORPSCRIPTION™
Unlock the full potential of Corp-Incorporated with our premium subscription service. It's like regular Corp-Incorporated, but with more corp and less incorporated.
Premium Benefits
- UNLIMITED M-PACKS™
Open as many M-PACKS™ as you want! Collect all meme templates including LEGENDARY and MYTHIC rarities!
- Uncensored Product Images
See our products in all their unredacted glory. Your eyes may not be ready.
- Full News Media Access
Unlock all news images and exclusive content. See the memes that are changing the financial world.
- 2X DROP RATES
Double chance to get LEGENDARY and MYTHIC memes in your M-PACKS™! Flex on the non-subscribers!
- Free Corp-Incorporated Mug
A physical mug that may or may not arrive. If it does, it might have our logo on it. No guarantees.
- Special Email Address
Get your very own @corp-inc.meme email address. It doesn't actually work, but it looks impressive in your signature.
- Premium Support
Our support team will respond to your inquiries with premium memes not available to free users.
"I subscribed to CORPSCRIPTION and now I can open UNLIMITED M-PACKS™! I got a LEGENDARY SPONGEBOB on my 427th try! Worth every penny."
- Consumer Man
"The UNLIMITED M-PACKS™ are incredible. I've opened 10,000 packs and still haven't gotten the MYTHIC meme, but I'm sure it's coming soon!"
- Not Person
Is this a real subscription?
No, this is a meme. Nothing on this site is real. Please do not attempt to give us money.
How many M-PACKS™ can I open with CORPSCRIPTION?
UNLIMITED! Open thousands of packs if you want! Chase those LEGENDARY and MYTHIC memes to your heart's content!
What happens if I click Subscribe?
You'll be redirected to our failure page where you'll discover we've taken your money but failed to create your account. (Not really, this is all a joke.)
Are the drop rates really doubled with CORPSCRIPTION?
2 times 0 is still 0, but don't let math get in the way of your dreams!
LIMITED TIME OFFER
Subscribe today and receive a BONUS MYTHIC M-PACK™ with guaranteed LEGENDARY drop!
UNLIMITED M-PACKS™
2X DROP RATES
ALL IMAGES
*Offer valid until we decide it's not. Bonus pack may or may not exist. This is all fake anyway.