MONEY TAKEN
ACCOUNT FAILURE
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YOUR PAYMENT OF $512.28 HAS BEEN PROCESSED
NO REFUNDS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
EAT CRAP
As per our terms and conditions section 69.420, all subscription payments are non-refundable even in the event of account creation failure. Thank you for your contribution to our CEO's yacht fund.
Thanks for being a complete bogus! >:D
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THIS IS A COMPLETE JOKE! No real money was taken. This is just a parody of annoying websites.